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Hillary Clinton Is a Bigger Man Than Terrell Owens

Somewhere Fred Exley is smiling. Eli Manning's 47-second scoring drive will come to be known simply as "The Drive" among fans of Big Blue. Mr. Jacobs nearly shattering the playclock coupled with Osi Umenyiora's dominance of Flozell Adams in the fourth quarter was a sweet sundae on Sunday complete with cherry on top. Just when Hillary thought she had softened her image, she now looks like Ray Nitschke compared to the blubbering Owens. Go forth Big Blue to the wild tundra of Green Bay and battle the immortal Favre. Know that we stand behind you and that your legacy is etched in the withering Botox jowls of Jerry Jones. Let's win one for The Gifford .