Donald Trump and Miss USA |
So what if she's not a priss. That's not why our blessed grunts are spilling their precious blood over seas. If we wanted our women to tow the line and sacrifice their souls for some bullshit Leave It to Beaver ideal, then why bother with the Taliban and those holy warriors in Iraq.
Miss USA Tara Conner |
Is anyone truly surprised that Miss USA is a coke snorting, cock smoking socialite? Did we honestly believe Paris Hilton was unique? This is America. If a gorgeous, successful 20-year-old can't live a little, what have we become?
Alas, the great bastion of morality that is Trump will seize back the crown to preserve the austerity of his franchise and America's perverse infatuation with beauty pageants less he condone this image for Miss Teen USA to follow. (Like it ain't too late.)
Miss USA Tara Conner |
Let the grunts plaster her centerfold in their dust filled barracks to remember what they're fighting for while they scoop beans out of a can. Or better yet, let's superimpose our naked beauty queen on the front of every charging tank and swooping Blackhawk as a refutation to those who treat women as subjects and fear what freedom will bring -- equality, a lust for life, and a plethora of amusing gossip columns.