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Far from a rude, thoughtless little pig , Ireland Baldwin will appear in a "some like it hot" portfolio by Arthur Belebeau in the number 11 issue of Treats! Magazine on the 4" heels of Dylan Penn who appeared in the  number seven  issue. Seven or 11 is quite a come out roll for the luscious pair who continue their ascendancy and are no longer a secret .  Check it out: Ireland Baldwin, Treats! Magazine, Issue 11. Ireland Baldwin, Treats! Magazine, Issue 11. Ireland Baldwin, Treats! Magazine, Issue 11. Ireland Baldwin, Treats! Magazine, Issue 11.

It's been two years since I predicted  The Ascendancy of Dylan Penn and Ireland Baldwin , so it's time to take inventory. To date, the celebrity scorecard still has the Jenners and Kardashians leading the popularity contest, but the margin is dwindling. Last month, Dylan Penn and Ireland Baldwin crashed the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York with Ireland apparently leaving her lingerie behind in the dressing room. This spawn of Hollywood royalty is serious in its pursuit of modeling and acting and draws hordes of paparazzi by birthright. While the emergence of Ireland's cousin, Hailey Baldwin, and the increasing popularity of Gigi and Bella Hadid prove formidable, the glowing embers of  this dynamic duo are beginning to fan into flames and ascend the nation's tabloid rankings. Take a look: Dylan Penn and Ireland Baldwin at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2015. Dylan Penn and Ireland Baldwin at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2015. Dylan P

In the wake of holiday feasts when family and friends gather around the table for coffee and dessert, I'm often intrigued by the subjects that come up, especially when the group digresses into the  did-you-hear gossip about celebs. Last year Ireland Baldwin was the center of attention, but this year's belle of the cream-and-sugar bowl was Dylan Penn. For those who have not been introduced to either one, yet, these women are the exceedingly beautiful progeny of Hollywood couples Sean Penn and Robin Wright and Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. Behold: Hopper Penn, Robin Wright and Dylan Penn Dylan Penn Alec and Ireland Baldwin Ireland Baldwin I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that we will be seeing and hearing a lot more about Dylan and Ireland in the new year.

Listen up Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears ! Amy Winehouse is gonna get on a plane, and she's gonna come out there for the day, and she's gonna straighten your ass out when she sees you. Do you understand me? She's gonna really make sure you get it. Then she's gonna get on a plane, she's gonna turn around and she's gonna come home. So you better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with her because she's gonna let you know just how she feels about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay!?!